Charlotte Keena - Vocalist

With a diverse experience of performing within a wide array of genres, Charlotte Keena continues to impress audiences with her vocal prowess and flair. Based in the Surrey area, she is just a stone's throw from many of the UK's distinguished venues, but she finds herself frequently travelling both in and out of the country to perform.

Having been a part of a variety of musical environments spanning from packed nightclubs to New York jazz bars, she frequently adapts to each genre with ease, whether frontlining a pop and rap electronic band, taking the spotlight among a large jazz orchestra, or pairing up with an accompanist for some more intimate acoustic music.

Charlotte's ability to quickly pick up new material to an extremely high level of tonal detail is equally as impressive as her improvisational skills, and many among her cohort of musicians have found this adaptive approach hugely valuable to their work. A combination of natural ability and vocal training has manifested itself into a vocalist that is sought after by many.

Sweet girl, great voice. Sometimes takes people out for lunch on their birthday, but only places she works at so she gets mad discount.

Englebert Hornethorne

Mad Scientist

Smells of cabbage.

Sally Biscuit

Random Citizen

I never heard her sing, but she works in my local pub. She spilled an entire pint in my lap and blamed it on "the shakes", but she didn't seem very shakey to me. Then she accidentally overcharged me by £34. I didn't want to complain but maybe I should've got her fired.

Tom Hardy

Actor

Charlotte who? Never heard of her.

Emma Keena

Medical Student

Awesome singer, she can rap as well which is neat. I'd totally drill into her head if I had the chance.

Jeffrey Dahmer

Serial Killer

Well the thing to remember is that, when you're taming lions, you have to eradicate all elements of fear. The lions can sense the fear on you, and if they do, they just won't respect you and you'll never be able to tame them. Once you suppress that fear you can start to tame them.

Simeon Donk

Lion Tamer

Well I suppose I can say she sings in tune, but it's hardly the fine works of Bach, is it? Real music doesn't need lyrics, the music speaks volumes.

Artemis Bogle-Dothsbury the Fourth

Some Rich Asshole

I've been a professional chef for 26 years, but having tried Charlotte's feta honey fried egg I gave up. It's just too good. And I've been a chef for longer than she's been around, do you have any idea how annoying that is?

Trudy Dentwich

Chef

AT LAST

ETTA JAMES